seedy:

"mariah carey impersonator"

pauliewantsacracker:

when your teacher gossips about other teachers

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(Source: radthai, via peanutbutterandjellythickness)

surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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(Source: surprisebitch, via iamnormabates)

I’m starting to hate the time in between getting into bed and falling asleep. Cuz all I do is lay in bed and think about how fucked up everything is.

THEME.